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  • Apple's stock price plummets: public fears they are "making too much money"

    February 28th, 2013

  • Booking flights is like eating cereal... except the 'special' marshmallows are razor blades.

    May 9th, 2012

  • CNN: Breaking (the integrity of) News

    February 14th, 2011

  • NEWSFLASH: 'American' is not a measurement system

    June 18th, 2010

  • Why is every smartphone still so stupid?

    March 26th, 2010

  • Airlines to begin charging passengers for oxygen

    March 8th, 2010

  • Avatar in 3D IMAX: An epileptic experience

    January 5th, 2010

  • In case you didn't notice, Television is dead.

    November 30th, 2009

  • Kanye West innovates new technique for getting murdered really quickly

    September 14th, 2009

  • Apple forced to rename Genius Bar on grounds of false advertising

    July 15th, 2009

  • PETA overtakes the UN in 2009 OPI List (Organizations Practicing Irrelevance)

    June 26th, 2009

  • Recent study shows recent studies show nothing

    June 3rd, 2009

  • Super Size Me: A documentary by Captain Obvious

    May 21st, 2009

  • Dear Sony Store: Please stop existing

    April 1st, 2009

  • Car alarms are like the UN of the streets: they make lots of noise, but no one actually listens.

    February 11th, 2009

  • Terrorism invokes US retaliation*

    January 20th, 2009

  • Burger King invents new way for customers to lose weight: eating each other

    December 19th, 2008

  • A moment of silence for bash.org

    December 13th, 2008

  • Microsoft lists web sites broken by IE8, beats Google at indexing the internet.

    December 7th, 2008

  • US Govt. proposes new 2009 bailout for themselves, to pay for 2008 bailout.

    November 27th, 2008

  • House of Dare 2008 Megamix

    November 10th, 2008

  • AT&T: The bigger they are, the harder they fail

    November 10th, 2008

  • It's a beautiful day.

    November 6th, 2008

  • Cross your fingers...

    October 31st, 2008

  • Microsoft Windows Rainbow Cloud Pixiehorse Unicorn 7

    October 14th, 2008

  • Featured on uncov!

    October 9th, 2008

  • National debt: the new Y2K

    October 8th, 2008

  • Now available: pillows filled with sunshine. Vampires, emo kids protest.

    October 1st, 2008

  • Duck Tales understands monetary policy better than you.

    October 1st, 2008

  • I have no words for my disgust.

    September 29th, 2008

  • Wiinovation

    September 27th, 2008

  • Firefox fanboys - the only people more dangerous and less competent than politicians

    September 25th, 2008

  • Some bullshit is actually useful.

    September 22nd, 2008

  • Would you like freedom fries with that?

    September 19th, 2008

  • I built the internets.

    September 18th, 2008

  • Palin: 0, The World: Something negative

    September 12th, 2008

  • Cats troubleshoot printers better than you.

    September 11th, 2008

  • By: Salman Ansari

    September 11th, 2008

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